Adventures at Work

Yesterday at work I had the strangest call...to say the least. This guy calls in on the Rocky Mtn Retina line and we're talking. It's about 7:30 at night so I'm just basically telling him that the office is closed and if he needed anything office related, he could just call tomorrow when they open. He said okay and then ...."You wouldn't mind talking dirty to me, would ya honey?"
I was dumbfounded. It really caught me off guard. In the almost 2 years I've been working at the service, I've never had a call like that. I've had dumb people, angry people, dumb AND angry people, but not this. My first thought was wtf? and then it was EW!
..Not really knowing what to say, I just awkwardly laughed at politely declined. He chuckled and just said Okay... Alright, well I'll call back tomorrow then honey.

Bizarre!